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20 Oct 2022 9:35PM

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Recently, I was explaining to my father just how crazy my ex was. He said, son ,I think you might be exaggerating. I said , Dad, she is as crazy as a can of spaghetti with no noodles. He said, she is not crazy. I said, you're rite dad , she is not crazy. They just named a fucking clock after her. At the top of every hour, a little bird comes out , calls her by her nickname a couple of times, then goes back in the clock. He said son , when one door closes, another door gets painted. I said dad , would you please stop ingesting LSD every night? He looked up at that moment, and said damn, we must be camping. I didn't realize we were in the woods until I almost ran into this tree . I said dad , we are not in the woods. Please help me finish putting the presents under the Christmas tree. My confession is that I don't believe an October evening is the correct time of year to erect a Christmas tree. Well it's getting late, I need to go to sleep. I can hear that little bird in the clock calling my ex by her nickname. Good night.

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20 Oct 2022 9:45PM

you do understand that he's fucking her don't you?

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